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Think On These Statements ..Enjoy

 

APHORISM   : A SHORT, POINTED SENTENCE THAT EXPRESSES A WISE OR CLEVER OBSERVATION OR A GENERAL TRUTH...

     1.         The nicest thing about the future is . . .

it always starts tomorrow.


 

2.    Money will buy a fine dog . . .

but only kindness will make him wag his tail.


 

3.    If you don't have a sense of humor . . .

you probably don't have any sense at all.  :-)


 

4.    Seat belts are not as confining . . .

as wheelchairs.


 

5.    A good time to keep your mouth shut is . . .

when you're in deep water.


 

6.    How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of

the dark . .    to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?


 

7.    Business conventions are important . . .

because they demonstrate how many people a company can

operate without.


 

8.    Why is it that at class reunions . . .

you feel younger than everyone else looks?


 

9.    Scratch a cat (or dog) . . .

and you will have a permanent job!


 

10.    No one has more driving ambition than the teenage boy

  (or girl) . . .    who wants to buy a car.


 

11.    There are no new sins . . .    the old ones just get more publicity.


 

12.    There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong

number at 4 a.m. . .    like, it could be the right number.


 

13.    No one ever says "It's only a game" . . .    when their team is winning.


 

14.    I've reached the age where . . .    'happy hour' is a nap.


 

15.    Be careful about reading the fine print . . . there's no way you're going to like it.


 

16.    The trouble with bucket seats is that . . .    not everybody has the same size bucket.


 

17.    Do you realize that, in about 40 years . . .

we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?

(And rap music will be the Golden Oldies!...heaven forbid)


 

18.    Money can't buy happiness . . .

but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than

in a Yugo.


 

19.    After 60, if you don't wake up aching in every joint . . .

you're probably dead.


 

20.    Always be yourself because the people that matter don't

mind . . .

and the ones that mind don't matter.


 

21.    Life isn't tied with a bow . . .    but it's still a gift.


 


 


 

REMEMBER....

POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS

SHOULD    BE CHANGED OFTEN

AND FOR THE SAME REASON.

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